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the-executionx:

Hmm?

mangosmoothie7:

my mom: you arent going to wear a bra?

me: everyone hav nipple

(via amandamotionless)

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me
buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

8oscomedownmachine:

You hear singers and guitarists with your ears but you hear bass lines with your heart so don’t go telling me bassists aren’t important

(via cutieroot)

sleeepyxeyes:

thumus-is-poppunk:

I present you mr. Jason Aalon Butler frontman of Letlive.

He is literally punk in human form
me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

(via infamouspride)

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via infamouspride)

hmasfatty:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies do not have object permanence

(via radicultist)

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(Source: countingteacups, via infamouspride)

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