my mom: you arent going to wear a bra?
me: everyone hav nipple
You hear singers and guitarists with your ears but you hear bass lines with your heart so don’t go telling me bassists aren’t important
mom: it's july
me: halloween is coming soon
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies do not have object permanence
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.